Chagrin Falls Will Score More Points Than The Browns

This is the recommended wager of the weekend. The proposition bet Chagrin Falls vs. the Cleveland Browns. Who will score more points this weekend, the Chagrin Falls Tigers in their state championship game Saturday morning or the Cleveland Browns Sunday vs. San Diego? The Browns are favored by 2 1/2 points. Take Chagrin Falls. Bet the house on it.

Now, to more weighty issues. College football is thinning out the herd. With the firings this week of Mangino at Kansas and Weis at Notre Dame, there goes almost half a ton of adipose tissue. Only a year ago Toledo fired Amstutz and the Browns let Romeo Crennell go, goodbye to another half a ton. The sidelines are going to be a lot less crowded. Who the hell is making these calls, Weight Watchers?

I'll see you on the air this weekend. I'm falling behind schedule on my book. The publisher will want his advance back.

Good luck. Stay thirsty, my friends.