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What Happened to the Deer Lady?
Submitted by Dan Coughlin on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 8:29pm
Dammit. I lost track of the deer lady in Euclid who killed the fawn that was ravaging her garden. When I last noticed, people wanted to see her imprisoned with other murderers and hardened criminals.
But then I was pre-occupied with developments down in Florida, where Browns football player Donte Stallworth bought his way out of jail. He served three weeks for running over that poor devil in Miami after a night of hard drinking. After doing his time Stallworth was released on house arrest so that he could resume his workouts with a personal trainer. Stallworth negotiated a light sentence because he had the means. He turned over most of his roster bonus to the family he left widowed and fatherless. After taxes and after his agent's and his lawyer's cuts, it was about two million dollars.
